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Below is user information for Lana. If you are this user, you can edit your information (or choose what information is considered public) at the Edit Info page.
| User: | paint_me_punk (284909) |
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| Friends Only
Because I like it that way |
| Name: | Lana |
| Website: | This Is A Cry For Help |
| Location: | Canada | | Birthdate: | 1987-05-18 |
| Bio | 
I was deemed worthy enough to be ACCEPTED into ![[info]](http://piktures.deadjournal.com/community.gif) nonsuperficial and surreal_beauty. Are you good enough? Join up and see!
Razors pain you, rivers are damp
Acid stains you, drugs cause cramp
Guns aren't lawful, nooses give
Gas smells awful, you might as well live...
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Congratualtions! You have been;
[•] Banned from friends list
[•] Banned from posting to my Journal
[ ] Reported to the DJ-Abuse team
[ ] All of the above
for being
[•] annoying
[ ] a Jesus freak
[•] an attention whore
[•] obessed with me
[ ] a criminal
[ ] a stalker freak
[ ] a member of hideously stupid communities
[ ] a troll
[ ] Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
[ ] a previous bannee in disguise
[•] utterly batshit insane
[ ] a jerk who posts porn with no cut tags
[ ] an idiot who can't type
- [ ] spell
- [ ] read the faq
- [ ] paying attention to any rules whatsoever
[ ] a quiz-happy freak-bastard that doesn't use cut tags
[ ] posting way too many song lyrics
[ ] posting way too many fifty question quizzes without a cut tag
[ ] a jerk whose user icons
- [ ] are offensive
- [ ] stupid and annoying
- [ ] flash so much they give Japanese schoolkids epileptic fits
- [ ] show close ups of various body parts.
[ ] my mother/father/sister/insane aunt
In conclusion, I invite you to
[•] get a clue
[•] get a life
[•] masturbate, you will feel better.
[•] go away, this is my journal, dammit and I will type what I want.
[•] eat a bullet
[•] go to hell and die
[ ] come out of the closet, you will feel better.
[•] stop having sex with strangers
[ ] get a therapist
[ ] leave your church before they pass out the Kool-Aid
[ ] dump your boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] eat something, goddamit, you're thin as a rail
And if you are subject of this form, you can always use this as a reply:
Dear sir/madam(s),
We have received your letter and reviewed it with great interest. Our legal department has deduced that you
[•] are too pretentious for your own good
[•] think you own Deadjournal
[•] are under the impression that cynicism makes you look more intelligent than you really are.
[•] think you can look down on other users while seemingly oblivious to the fact that you are a pathetic free user.
Lana <3 Chris
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Girl Guitar!
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MY FETUS COLLECTION!:
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' kitty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' death fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I adopted a cute lil' May birthstone fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! |
| Memories: | 3 entries |
| Interests: | 126: ac/dc, aerosmith, alcohol, alice cooper, andy warhol, angel sanctuary, angels, angst, anime, anorexia, answers, anti-flag, art, axl rose, bad religion, bif naked, bikini kill, blondie, bondage, boots, bouncing souls, breath, britney spears, brody dalle, bubbles, chris, conformity, cosmopolitan, danzig, dashboard confessional, dead bodies, dead kennedys, def leppard, devotchkas, dropkick murpheys, drugs, elastica, emo, eyeliner, faith, final fantasy, friendship, girls, greg graffin, guns n' roses, handcuffs, hate, hugs, hurt, indie, internet, jacqueline carey, jello biafra, kisses, kittens, le tigre, leather, led zeppelin, lennon, lesbians, love, luis royo, mad caddies, makeup, making out, masochism, masturbation, megadeth, michael moore, millencolin, misfits, mohawks, molly, money, motley crue, music, nazareth, nekromantix, nirvana, nofx, osker, patches, pennywise, perfection, pictures, pink, plaid, poetry, popsicles, pudding, punk, punk rock, puppies, questions, ramones, rancid, religion, rob zombie, rock and roll, rolling stones, safety pins, sex, sex pistols, shopping, sid vicious, skipping class, slash, sleep, sleeping in class, spikes, surveys, taking back sunday, tattoos, teenage angst, the clash, the damned, the distillers, tim armstrong, time, truth, velvet underground, video games, writing, www.suicidegirls.com, your mom, zen. [Modify yours] | | Asylums: | None listed | | Stalking: | | 17: | _daddysgirl_, akutenshi_ittou, anunknownmotive, crimsonmassacre, deathandchance, devilishchick69, gratefulldeath, great_escape, hillary23s, iloveroadkill, imxproblematic, masamune678, morte666, poizonivy, sambob, vaalea13, vixenspice3 | | 5: | hotasfuck, nonsuperficial, picturexawards, surreal_beauty, we_are_prettier |
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| Stalked By | 24: _daddysgirl_, _only_in_dreams, akutenshi_ittou, anglicbanger, anunknownmotive, axlrose177, chipmunkorgy, devilishchick69, firetongue, gratefulldeath, halfangel5000, hallucigenic, imagreenpendwin, imxproblematic, isntthatbizarre, kimmahnatrix, masamune678, morte666, poizonivy, punkkitten88, rancid_d0rk, ravenslightning, vaalea13, vixenspice3 |
| Member of: | 13: _emotions_dead_, band_claims, classic_rock, distillatruant, gunswithroses, hotasfuck, quizfreaks, surreal_beauty, surveyrampage, the_doors, vicious_stars, we_are_prettier, xbikinikillx |
| Account type: | Free User |
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